Cincinnati's Perihelion Radio offers  a breathtakingly mediocre mix of the usual classic rock suspects from the late 60s through the mid-80s or so. Good news is, we won't harsh your busy day with mind-numbing advertisements or pleas for donations, nor will we interrupt normal programming with cut-ins from any of our clownish local network  "news" outlets. What's more, we won't waste your valuable time by pointing you to a stupid Facebook page. You probably already know what the business end of a recently defiled Port-O-Let looks like anyway. Why subject you to another?

So, you sophisticated listener, you, snatch yourself a sack of Crunchy Flamin' Hot Cheetos®, compliment those beautifully crafted lumps of cadmium orange bliss with a two-liter of Mountain Dew® and enjoy while you still can. 'Cuz like everything else in life, we're a flash in the pan.