A bit ambitious to be sure, but we needed something catchy. And, damned if that ain't! Now, the boring stuff:
We're a niche Classic Rock station, playing the usual suspects from the mid-60s through the early 80s or so. Good news is, we won't harsh your day with mind-numbing commercials or pleas for donations, nor will we insult your 'intelligence' with the blah, blah, blah's typically associated with mouthy humanoids. Furthermore, we won't waste your valuable time by pointing you to a stupid Facebook page. You probably already know what the business end of a recently utilized toilet looks like. Why subject you to another?
Did we just say that out loud? We did and we're unrepentant.
So, grab a sack of Crunchy Flamin' Hot Cheetos®, that arguably flat, half empty 2 liter of Mountain Dew® sitting on the nightstand, and enjoy while you can. 'Cuz like everything else in life, we're a flash in the pan.