"We're the Popeil Pocket Fisherman® of Internet Radio!"

A bit ambitious, to be sure, but we needed something catchy. And, damned if that ain't! Now, the boring stuff:

Perihelion Radio is a Cincinnati-based classic rock station, regurgitating a rather predictable mix of the usual suspects from the late 60s through the mid 80s or so. Good news is, we won't harsh your day with mind-numbing ads or pleas for donations. What's more, we won't waste your valuable time by pointing you to a stupid Facebook page. You probably already know what the business end of a recently defiled Port-O-Let looks like. Why subject you to another?

Did we just say that out loud?  We did and we're totally unrepentant.

So, you sophisticated listener you, grab a sack of Crunchy Flamin' Hot Cheetos®, compliment said baked goodness with that arguably flat, half-empty 2 liter of Mountain Dew® sitting on the nightstand and enjoy while you can. 'Cuz like everything else in life, we're a flash in the pan.