Neatly situated along the banks of the filthy Ohio River, Cincinnati's Perihelion Radio is a breathtakingly mediocre Classic Rock station, regurgitating a rather predictable mix of the usual suspects from the late 60s through the late 80s or so. Good news is, we won't harsh your busy day with mind-numbing advertisements or pleas for donations, nor will we interrupt normal programming with cut-ins from any of our local clownish network "news" affiliates. What's more, we won't waste your valuable time by pointing you to a stupid Facebook page. You probably already know what the business end of a recently defiled Port-O-Let looks like. Why subject you to another?
Did we just say that out loud? We did and we're totally unrepentant.