Neatly situated along the filthy Ohio River, Cincinnati's Perihelion Radio is  a breathtakingly mediocre Classic Rock station, regurgitating a rather predictable mix of the usual suspects from the late 60s through the late 80s or so. Good news is, we won't harsh your day with mind-numbing advertisements or pleas for donations, nor will we interrupt normal programming with cut-ins from any of our local clownish news outlets. What's more, we won't waste your valuable time by pointing you to a stupid Facebook page. You probably already know what the business end of a recently defiled Port-O-Let looks like. Why subject you to another?

Did we just say that out loud?  We did and we're totally unrepentant.

So, you sophisticated listener you, grab a sack of Crunchy Flamin' Hot Cheetos®, compliment those lovely little orange nuggets of baked bliss with that arguably flat, half-empty two liter of Mountain Dew® sitting on the nightstand and enjoy while you still can. 'Cuz like everything else in life, we're a flash in the pan.

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